The Jumping Casino Cat

Can a cat play online casino games? Sounds like a ridiculous statement, I know. No, a cat cannot use a computer to surf the internet and play blackjack. Cat’s don’t have bank accounts of knowledge of how to rank poker hands. But -- a cat can help you play online casino games. Because a cat can help you stay calm and focused while you play so that you know when to ask for one more card in that blackjack game. Petting the cat will calm your nerves so that you remember whether a flush beats a straight and where a full house ranks among other great hands. Petting a cat has the psyiological effect of counteracting the emotional stress and anxiety that accompanies high stakes casino play. But you can’t bring your cat with you to a land-based casino. That just would not work. They would turn you away at the door. When you play online, however, you can play from home. You can sit in your favorite chair and put your cat on your lap. As you play, you can be stroking your cat’s soft, warm fur. And while doing so will not increase your luck, it will help you keep calm and get the most enjoyment out of playing these games. So the cat cannot play the games on its own, but it will enjoy playing with you and will gladly share the profits from any victories that you will have. Think gourmet cat food and new scratching posts.